D3 body, D1 cock
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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