Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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