If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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