im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Randomize
