I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You were trust falling into bushes
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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