toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
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Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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