God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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