Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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