I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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