Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
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Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming