it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
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Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.