John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
there was a trapeze. enough said
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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