i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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We talked him into tasing himself.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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