My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
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all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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