Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
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He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just sucked dick on a ferry