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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex

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  Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut

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  Fuck. Wron person. But yea

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.

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• (585): View more from New York

  She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name

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• (716): View more from New York

  I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I just sucked dick on a ferry

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