Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(815): View more from Illinois

Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.

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(816): View more from Missouri

i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants

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(973): View more from New Jersey

just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.

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(310): View more from California

Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..

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(952): View more from Minnesota

we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.

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(206): View more from Washington

Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.

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(716): View more from New York

OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.

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(727): View more from Florida

It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1

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(+91): View more from India

I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?

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