they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Piņatas plus fireworks don't mix well
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.