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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call

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• (626): View more from California

  Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.

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• (619): View more from California

  i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.

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  And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies

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• (817): View more from Texas

  And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon

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• (415): View more from California

  I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes

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