After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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