I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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