my sisters under your porch take her home
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
