You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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