I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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