covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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