i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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