I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
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here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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