I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
even my farts smell like vagina
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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