all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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