Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
if i can run in heels then i can drive
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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