ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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