just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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