how do flat chested girls get laid?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
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I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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