Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
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Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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