K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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