Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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