I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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