I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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