in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
