woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
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I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
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Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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