Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you would pick up someone in the library
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.