I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.