I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
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I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
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Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.