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(402): View more from Nebraska

what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple

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(574): View more from Indiana

god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.

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(562): View more from California

How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?

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(317): View more from Indiana

i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it

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(314): View more from Missouri

Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place

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(+61): View more from Australia

Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.

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(254): View more from Texas

I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks

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