Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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