adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
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Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
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I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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