So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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