Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
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She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
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Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
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