What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
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Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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