Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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