ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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