this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
