My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
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I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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