Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Randomize
