You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I wear drunk well.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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