considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
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I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
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dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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