when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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