I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
everyone is single if you try hard enough
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I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize