I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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