Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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